Full StoryYeah, I know it's Diddy but I don't give a turd. If I was ever invited to one of his asshat swanky "White" parties, I'd scuff up my shoes when I got inside, just to bug him.
Anyway, Kim Porter, aka "the woman who waited by the phone for Diddy to take her back after J-Lo dumped him" gave birth this morning to twin girls. They originally named the girls Fluff Baby and Buff Baby, but then Diddy changed their names to F. Kiddy and B. Kiddy, then changed them once again to just Kiddy and Kiddy, however then they couldn't tell them apart so Diddy decided to do what he does best: sample other people's stuff. The children are currently named "Apple" and "Suri." I'll post updates as I receive them.
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