Thursday, March 5, 2009

She's Baaacccckkk!!!


I literally jumped up and cheered last night when Tatianna Del Toro was given a spot in tonight's American Idol Wildcard show.

Let's relive the awesome moment:



Simon pointed out earlier in the show that Jennifer Hudson was brought back as a wildcard pick in her season. I'm sure Tatianna will follow in her footsteps and be the next AI contestant to go on to win an Oscar. I mean, she deserves one already for her performance last night!

Let's see Tatianna's reaction after the show last night:



Not everyone's happy about the news though, here's what Adam Lambert had to say:



SHUT UP ADAM!

So everyone out there, even if you don't watch American Idol, watch the Wildcard show tonight and make our beautiful goddess's dream come true!!!!


(NOTE: For all the idiots out there, those last two videos were impersonators.)

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Asshat Idol - Top 36- Group 3




First off, since I didn't post on last week's show - NORMAN GENTLE WAS ROBBED!!!! Once again America got it WRONGWRONGWRONGWRONG!!!! Now we can only hope to see him again on the Wildcard show, along with Tatianna. Hey, they can do a duet, just like on that awesome show Superstar USA. Remember that? That show ruled, I'd rather watch another season of that than this season's AI with the way this year's top 12 snoozefest is turning out. At least we're getting some highlights along the way though . Which brings me to:

MOST AWESOME PERFORMANCE:



Hands down - Alex Wagner-Trugman. This could be a scene out of American Pie. Like if Jason Biggs suddenly accidentally finds himself up on a stage and the band leader's like
"Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues." And then he stumbles through it to try to impress the Band Camp girl.

Seriously, how could you not root for this lovable dork? I love the part in the beginning where he goes "I can be your boyfriend tonight." Oh yes you can, baby.


MOST AWESOMELY BAD PERFORMANCE:



Somebody watched M
amma Mia one too many times.


YOU ARE A LIL' LOCK, YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS:



At one point during her song, Lil' Rounds changed the lyrics to
“Call this show if you just can’t be without me.” Way to copy Norman. You forgot to hump the logo though.

Also, three kids at 23??!!! Watch out Octomom!


WHAT THE FUCK?



The outfit, the headband, the awesome dancing, Meatloaf!!

All of it pales in comparison to Nathaniel's Grandma:



Go Granny! I voted for her.


Tune in tonight to see Lil' Rounds, Blind Scott, and Jorge: The adorable Crying Puerto Rican (TM Paula) go through to the Top 12 and more importantly, to see how they incorporate Blind Scott into the cheesy group song and dance number!