Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Asshat Idol - Top 36- Group 3




First off, since I didn't post on last week's show - NORMAN GENTLE WAS ROBBED!!!! Once again America got it WRONGWRONGWRONGWRONG!!!! Now we can only hope to see him again on the Wildcard show, along with Tatianna. Hey, they can do a duet, just like on that awesome show Superstar USA. Remember that? That show ruled, I'd rather watch another season of that than this season's AI with the way this year's top 12 snoozefest is turning out. At least we're getting some highlights along the way though . Which brings me to:

MOST AWESOME PERFORMANCE:



Hands down - Alex Wagner-Trugman. This could be a scene out of American Pie. Like if Jason Biggs suddenly accidentally finds himself up on a stage and the band leader's like
"Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues." And then he stumbles through it to try to impress the Band Camp girl.

Seriously, how could you not root for this lovable dork? I love the part in the beginning where he goes "I can be your boyfriend tonight." Oh yes you can, baby.


MOST AWESOMELY BAD PERFORMANCE:



Somebody watched M
amma Mia one too many times.


YOU ARE A LIL' LOCK, YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS:



At one point during her song, Lil' Rounds changed the lyrics to
“Call this show if you just can’t be without me.” Way to copy Norman. You forgot to hump the logo though.

Also, three kids at 23??!!! Watch out Octomom!


WHAT THE FUCK?



The outfit, the headband, the awesome dancing, Meatloaf!!

All of it pales in comparison to Nathaniel's Grandma:



Go Granny! I voted for her.


Tune in tonight to see Lil' Rounds, Blind Scott, and Jorge: The adorable Crying Puerto Rican (TM Paula) go through to the Top 12 and more importantly, to see how they incorporate Blind Scott into the cheesy group song and dance number!

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