Friday, May 2, 2008
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So apparently Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, who have only been dating for two months, got married on Wednesday! The story broke when a source close to Nick told Latina.com that the couple wed in a small ceremony at Mariah's home in the Bahamas and that it was "very implusive." So impulsive in fact that there was NO PRE-NUP!
I'm having a hard time believing that Mariah is that stupid not to protect her money, love shouldn't cost a thing. (Get it? Because Nick was in the remake of Can't Buy Me Love called Love Don't Cost a Thing.)
Hey speaking of Can't Buy Me Love, here's the African Anteater Ritual!!
Madonna performed a special concert Wednesday night at New York City's Roseland Ballroom to promote her new album, "Hard Candy". 1000 contest winners were given tickets by local radio stations and another 200 tickets were given to some of her fan club members. For the rest of the tickets, they were on a first come, first serve basis on the day of the show with thousands of fans lining up and camping out 60 hours before the show. The first 750 people were given wristbands and admitted into the show for free.
The show was streamed on MSN.com and on Verizon and Vodafone. When all was said and done, Madonna performed for 32 minutes.
Here's Madonna, with special guest Timberfuck (those two have totally hooked up at least once) performing "4 Minutes."
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
MOST AWESOME PERFORMANCE:
We've been waiting all season for this!! It's (the real!) Paula bitch! Best American Idol fuck up since Brooke White last week!! Now of course everybody's wondering if the A) the judges' comments are scripted. B) the judges' comments are predetermined at rehearsals. C) Paula is just drunk/drugged . D) Paula is psychic. E) Paula is psychotic.
Whatever it is, it was the best part of an otherwise pretty boring episode. I can't stop watching the clip. Every time I pick something new up, it's like the Matrix movies. Like check out Kendra from the Girls Next Door sitting behind Paula, she's dumb as rocks but even she turns to the person next to her to give a "the hell?" Then there's Ryan, nearly getting whiplash as he whips his head to stage right (probably to poor Debbie, who's like "not my fault bitch! I gave her her pills.") At that moment, you can hear people laughing too. It almost sounds like a laugh track. Then David Cook laughing adorably (sorry, I can't shake this thing.) And then Ryan laughing nervously. Awesome, awesome, awesome!
Sadly, the rest of Neil Diamond week was pretty uneventful and due to each contestant doing two songs, was sped up to Kristy Lee Cook "8 Days a Week" warpspeed. They didn't even have time to change in between performances.
BROOKE BRINGS BACK THE WOOOO! (CALL RIC FLAIR!):
Her second performance was actually one of her best of the season but this one was more fun because it was a total "fuck it!" performance. This is the fun end of her craziness!
ALL I REALLY NEED IS COOK:
Wait, I just realized David's left-handed, why didn't I notice that before? It was either because I'm always staring deeply into his eyes, hypnotized, or because I'm fixated on his hair. Which, now that I bring it up, I'm getting a little nervous about because it kind of looks like it's on it's way back to pre-makeover --can somebody please stop this from happening?? No really, it's very important to our relationship. Stylist? Debbie? Ryan? It better be all did right tonight, or I'll go all Mr. Archuleta on your asses kay? Other than that, he looked pretty hot tonight, loved that jacket. Oh, I also realized his and his brother's initials together are AC/DC -that's pretty cool. Now, that would be a good theme night, not this Neil Diamond crap.
Oh, right, the songs. I didn't know either song he had but I liked this performance best of the two. Bet the studio version is awesome.
THE FIRST SONG (AKA THE ONE THAT PAULA LIKED BETTER) :
Personally, I liked his third song the best. But this one was cool. The song fit him, since he actually does look like he is always wearing the same pair of jeans.
SO BAD! SO BAD! SO BAD!
Ugh, first the Red Sox made me hate this song, then I found out it was about a pre-pubescent Caroline Kennedy and that creeped me out, now this. I would take a guess that this version of the song is on loop in the waiting room right before you are checked in to HELLLLLL!!! (like that room in Beetlejuice)
Of course Randy loved it.
Poor Syesha, every week she tries so hard, like the younger sibling of a golden child yearning to receive the tiniest bit of acknowledgement from her parents. And every week, no matter how awesome she does, she is denied. So the next week she tries harder and goes for bigger tricks but is denied again, and so on and so on. Sadly, she's about to run out of time before she has a chance to incorporate magic illusions, a chorus line, dancing poodles, and legally change her name to David. Hey, does Archie have siblings? Maybe she can hang out with them and they can all drink together after she's eliminated tonight.
Monday, April 28, 2008
Rebecca Romijn has told NY Post that her Ugly Betty character Alexis Meade, is being demoted to a recurring role.
"They made a tremendous amount of changes, especially with the writing staff [during the writer's strike] And while I know I'll be coming back next season, with all the changes, I'm not sure they can take care of my character they way they have been. So I'll be leaving, back in a recurring capacity, but time for me to leave and find something else."
New writers? Alexis leaving? Way to fuck up a good show! Why don't you just have Walter come back, Marc go straight, hook up Daniel and Betty, kill off Justin, pull a Chrissy Seaver on Bradford's sperm baby that Christina's carrying and have the kid age ten years in two episodes, and have Amanda get amnesia and think she's a nun. Actually the Amanda thing would be pretty funny.
Eh, with this news and with last week's episode, I'm getting nervous. I'm hearing the music: DA-DUM, DA-DUM, DA-DUM. No Fonzie, get off those waterskis!
Ashton Kutcher recently revealed that he enjoys urinating outside his house every morning with his dogs.
"I pee outside, outside my house, in my yard. I usually start off my day by taking my dogs out. While they go, I go. That's probably my least appealing habit. I just feel like I'm connecting with nature, I bond and feel like caveman. Man, tents, cave, pee, bush."
Demi is said to be very proud that Ashton finally stopped peeing on the sofa.
The Miley Cyrus machine is in turbo backpeddle mode regarding the above photo taken for the upcoming Vanity Fair issue.
Miley has issued an apology to her fans not only for Vanity Fair pic, but also for those other photos that surfaced recently.
Miley said to PEOPLE:
"My goal in my music and my acting is always to make people happy. For Vanity Fair, I was so honored and thrilled to work with Annie [Leibovitz]. I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed.
The pictures of me on the Internet were silly, inappropriate shots. I appreciate all the support of my fans, and hope they understand that along the way I am going to make mistakes and I am not perfect. I never intended for any of this to happen and I am truly sorry if I have disappointed anyone. Most of all, I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey."
The Disney Channel also released a statement blaming Vanity Fair for "manipulating" Miley, because neither she, nor both her parents (who were on the set for the shoot), had any idea that photos of a naked 15-year old wrapped in a sheet with smeared lipstick would look so inappropriate. Gosh!
The statement reads: "Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines."
Vanity Fair has not yet released a comment.
Not gonna say I told you so again but......... I told you so!