The website for Classic Rock magazine (I know, isn't that sad?) reported yesterday that...wait for it...Chinese Democracy, the album that Axl Rose and his hired Guns N' Roses replacements have been recording for 37 years, is COMPLETE!!!
Axl's personal manager, Beta Lebeis, told the magazine that the album"was finished before Christmas".
Hmm, creation of Jesus, creation of the masterpiece that will be Chinese Democracy-do we not see the parallels?
Beta then added that: "Everybody knows that." Everybody referring to the various people in Axl's head.
She then said that as far as a release date, Axl is currently "in negotiations". Negotiations referring the new code word that will replace "putting the finishing touches on" as the reason for why the album will not be released for the next 14 years.
In all seriousness, I really hope the album is never realeased. It will never live up to the build-up. It will be the Snakes On a Plane of rock and roll. And by the sound of some of the leaked demos, it sounds like a small dog gets killed on that as well. And then that will piss me off even more.
