Police were called to the home of a 35-year old woman in Wichita, Kansas after her boyfriend called them because "there was something wrong." Well yeah!! She had been sitting on the toilet for TWO YEARS! Good thing that guy was so bright and figured out something was wasn't right! It's hard to see those things sometimes, you know? But this guy was sharp as a tack!
When authorities arrived they found that the woman's skin had grown around the seat! Her legs also reportedly looked like they had atrophied. She told police that she didn't need any help and did not want to leave,but finally agreed to get off the pot and go to the hospital for evaluation. They pried the seat off the toilet with a crowbar and she went with the seat literally stuck to her ass! It had to be removed at the hospital.
Her Mensa candidate boyfriend told investigators that he brought her food and water and asked her every day to come out to which she'd reply "maybe tomorrow." Apparently he was cool with that answer. FOR TWO YEARS!
The names of the woman and her intellectually gifted boyfriend were not released but the home in which she was found was listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren.
I saved the best part for last. The name of the Ness County Sheriff that was called to the home? Sheriff Bryan
Hey lady, next time: Pintos and Cheese from Taco Bell. Works every time!
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