So Ashton Kutcher's got a new show on E! called Pop Fiction which is basically Punk'd, but the other way around with celebrities pulling the pranks on the paparazzi. Paris and Benji Madden's recent hookup was rumored to be a hoax, but Paris told Ryan Seacrest (and you know they mean business when they go to Seacrest!) that the relationship "no hoax."
Paris told Ryan, "We're really happy ... I feel very safe and very secure."
THANK GOD this is settled!! I knew it was true love!
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In other Paris news, she's about to have a new reality show of her very own and YOU can be her new best friend!!
The show, cleverly titled Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, will be on MTV and will begin production in May. In it, contestants will live in a house with Paris and all her little friends (not talking about her dogs!) and she will teach them how to be her best friend through competions of loyalty, endurance and “girl politics.” (I can already see a Survivor-type challenge with the girls racing to take off their panties and jump in front of a paparazzi camera so Paris will look like the classy one.) Each week, Paris will hold an elimination ceremony where the contestants will receive bottles of Valtrex. The one who doesn't will be told "You're a retarded n****r" by Paris, be forced to pack their bags, and leave immediately.
I know what you're all thinking. Well half of you are thinking, "Isn't 27 a bit old to be using the term 'BFF'?"
The other half are thinking, "Where do I sign up?! "
Here you go, hurry: www.parisbff.com
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