Back to Dick's Caberet--I mean the Pizza Bistro

"So David, do you do private lapdances?"

As I predicted, David Hernandez was booted from American Idol last night.

See, it's like this. America can handle strippers (see Nikki McKibbon), just not GAY strippers. Let this be a lesson.


And Kristy Lee Cook lives on to kill another Beatles song next week.

Just in case anyone has forgotten, here is what millions of asshats thought was better than David:



Anyone that voted for her should be ashamed of themselves but they're probably just happy that queer is gone.