St. Angelina is getting another exotic child. Yeah, I said ANOTHER one!

"Hello? I'd like to order a child for delivery please? I need a black one, no anchovies."

A source has told Britain's News of the World newspaper that only weeks after adopting Pax Thein, Angelina Jolie is already thinking about getting yet another kid because she wants to "balance the family."

"Angelina and Brad want to make sure Zahara doesn't feel alienated as the only black face in their family. She feels the children need a balance of faces in their life," said the unnamed source, who also claims that Angelina has already asked her lawyers to begin the adoption process on the next member of her soon-to-be-balanced family. The lucky kid is allegedly a one-year-old girl from Oure Cassoni who will hopefully be joining the Jolie-Pitt commune by summer.

Feng Shui? OCD? Batshit crazy? Whatever it is, she really needs to chill. Instead of getting another kid to make Zahara feel less alienated, maybe, uh, I dunno, devote the attention to Zahara instead of splitting it with yet another child? Geez and poor Maddox is going to start purposely flunking out of medical school just to get attention.

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