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Asshat Hollywood
A Shoots and Leaves Production
Monday, February 26, 2007
Seen and heard that Oscars
"It's ok, you can laugh at my joke. I'm not a racist like Kramer."
"When they showed me that jacket, I said HELL NO!! But they made me wear it."
I loved this! The dance troupe that twists their bodies to interpret the movies. I think this was Basic Instinct 2.
Jack and Diane pay homage to Britney. Jack brought the bald head, Diane brought the crazy.
"Oh don't worry about Marc, I brought extra embalming fluid!"
R.I.P. Snuffleupagus
"Go home Ryan, you ain't with me and
Crash
was last year loser!"
{Thinking}
Sound grateful, even though you want to yell 'WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU FUCKERS SO LONG?!!'
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