Here's Heather Mills on her way to a dance studio to practice for Dancing With the Stars.So which is it?
A) She has a midg---sorry, little person in her bag that is trying to escape by kicking her in the ass.
B) Marc Jacobs has lost his mind.
C) She is donating her used legs to the less fortunate limbless people at the Goodwill drop.
D) She's just carrying her spare legs.
If you said D, congrats you win the prize!! (sorry, there really isn't a prize)
I guess it's like golf where they have a different club for each type of hole. She probably has a tango leg, a waltz leg, a samba leg, etc. But isn't that cheating?
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