#16. Axl vs. Warren Beatty
You know how if somebody cheats on you, instead of getting mad at them, it's sometimes easier to take it out on person they are cheating on you with? Especially if the person they are cheating on you with is a parasitic homefuck like Warren Beatty?
The story goes like this: A Victoria's Secret model named The Evil Stephanie Seymour was dating Warren Beatty. Then she dumped him for Axl. Then The Evil Stephanie Seymour (allegedly) hooked up with Warren behind Axl's back while GN'R was on tour. Then Axl found out. Somewhere in there Axl bought a really unfortunate blue and red jacket.
Then this happened:
Warren never responded to Axl's rant and is still married to Annette Benning. The Evil Stephanie Seymour and Axl broke up about a year later after she cheated on him with a bunch of other dudes (allegedly). Then she married some old billionaire guy. We still don't know if "You're So Vain" is about Warren or what Victoria's Secret is. Madonna had two children, got married, started speaking in some weird fake British accent, got divorced, and is now banging A-Rod. No one knows whatever happened to the jacket.
THIS HAS BEEN A GREAT MOMENT IN AXL HISTORY
1 comment:
"if somebody cheats on you, instead of getting mad at them, it's sometimes easier to take it out on person they are cheating on you with"
-I totally agree with you on this one.
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