Friday, November 7, 2008

The end of an era


Now that they are old bags (over 25) and their
contracts are apparently up, the Girls Next Door are spreading their legs and flying out of the Playboy Mansion. What? Oh, I'm sorry, wings. Spreading their wings and flying. No, I was right the first time.

It was announced yesterday that Kendra Wilkinson is engaged to Philadelphia Eagles receiver Hank Baskett. The two will marry next June at the Playboy Mansion with Hef giving Kendra away. Awww, how sweet of him to remind Hank of where his new bride has been, if having to listen to this for the rest of his life isn't bad enough!

Hef's ex No. 1 girlfriend, Holly Madison, says she hopes to be a bridesmaid. Holly's been seen out with douchebag and CAMERATRICKS FREAK! Criss Angel recently. Today she revealed to PEOPLE that, "I'm in love with him."


Oh Holly, don't you watch his show? It's all an illusion, he's really a famewhorin' fraud with a speech impedement! And here we all thought she was the smart one of the three.

No word on what Bridget's up to. Does she even know she has to move out yet?


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