What the Asshats Are Up To

"Excuse me, Mr. Bookstore man, do you have any of these with bigger letters on the front? The paparazzi can't make out what the title is."

"Yes, I'm only gray on the head. No you can't see my carpet!" (that's Taylor Hicks btw)

Baby Hayek: "Owww Mom, I keep hitting my head!"

"Yeah, Diana Ross had a garage sale. I'd like to see Jessica Biel pull this shit off."

"You better take back that you like Elisabeth before I Blanket your ass!"

Nicole: "Charcoal, check! Ok, we're all set for Memorial Day!"

Mischa: "Don't we need food?"
Nicole: "Nah, we got mushrooms, that's enough."

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