Here's Lindsay arriving at Promises rehab. You know she's just going to try to get a lighter sentence. Oh well, fake it until you make it Firecrotch!PHOTO
Let's check on Britney,
Oh dear, Britney got really drunk at the Skybar over the weekend. A source told Metro.co.uk that she got really, really sick in the men's bathroom and had to be carried out, "Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off." Wow, hot! Hey guys, don't all race to the Kleenex box at once!
So like Lindsay, Brit practiced some damage control by posting a message on her website.
And of course, there's the religious literature connoisseur herself (and quite possibly the root of all the above people's problems, Paris Hilton herself. TMZ has learned that Paris's cell mate has already been chosen. It will be a woman who is already there doing time for reckless driving. Jailers told TMZ that they 'were looking for someone who they believe will not try to cash in on Hilton's stay.' Yeah, that'll happen.Officials at the prison are currently conducting searches of the staff and inmates for anything electronic in order to avoid any photos A memo went out warning staff that if they take any pictures, they will be FIRED! There's also talk of a "written protocol"prepared for Paris detailing "when and how things should be done for her." Um, the bitch get a rider for PRISON?
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