Friday, May 4, 2007

SCRAM SKANK- RIGHT TO JAIL!



Paris Hilton has a date today in L.A. Superior Court, where the awesome prosecutors will try to convince the judge she needs to be locked up for 45 days for driving on a suspended license. Prosecutors also want Hilton to abstain from alcohol for 90 days and make her wear a secure continuous remote alcohol monitoring (SCRAM - lol!) device on her ankle. (I had no idea they could detect alcohol use remotely, that's interesting. Too bad it doesn't detect cocaine too.)

I hope she gets locked up!! The only problem is she'll use it to her advantage and get publicity off of it when she gets out. I can already see the photos of her trying to look all sexy posing behind jail bars. But it would be worth it if she could get her ass kicked once by someone that saw that video of her yelling racist remarks (Speaking of, again, how did that one ever slide? Where the hell were Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson on that one? She probably fucked her way out of it.)

If she's locked up , I'm going to make up t-shirts that say "DON'T FREE PARIS!"

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