Ryan said something about a puppet.
Simon thought he has making fun of his girlfriend and got pissy.
Ryan and Simon made up during a bathroom quickie on a commercial break.
Phil went home in the classiest exit ever.
Everyone cried.
Everyone hugged.
Robin Thicke had a live on-air castration.
Bon Jovi performed a live on-air anesthesiation.
Jon Bon Jovi looked hot.
Richie Sambora looked like ass.
Ruben Studdard is not dead. He asked for money to feed the poor. He was talking about himself.
Fantasia kind of learned to read (Yay you! Pretty good job on them cue cards!)
Idol Pats Itself on the Back for Idol Gives Back....again.
Everyone joined the circus, except for Blake, who joined My Chemical Romance.
Blake and Chris are in jeopardy. They match. They are BFF's. They hug. It's hot.
Fake suspense. Blake and Chris hug.
Chris is out. Blake and Chris hug.
Everybody cries.
Everybody hugs. Especially Blake and Chris.
I anxiously await a sex tape.
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