Heather Mills to kick up her pegleg on Dancing With the Stars?

Heather Mills is reportedly in talks to be a contestant on Dancing With the Stars, a source tells PEOPLE. She has not officially signed on yet and her rep declined to comment. Wow, a contestant more wooden than Master P! I didn't think it was possible! I hope her leg flies off during the cha-cha-cha and hits Carrie Ann Inaba. That would be some good tv!! Seriously though I bet she has two left feet (thanks Moxie!) Everybody hates her though, she won't have a leg to stand on (thanks Haven) come voting time!

Howard (not K.) Stern ENGAGED!

In happier couple news, Howard Stern is engaged to his longtime girlfriend, model Beth Ostrosky.

Howard described the proposal on his Sirius radio program this morning. Last night he asked Beth, "Do you want your Valentine's Day gift now?" He then asked her to strip naked. She said no because she thought she was too fat. (I guess living with Stern will give you a complex--ever hear those "Playboy evaluations?") Beth eventually agreed and Howard proposed, giving her a 5.2-carat diamond ring. He said, "You're everything to me. This is so gay...I'm asking you to spend the rest of your life with me." Then they had sex (which I'm sure Howard went into detail describing). Then he called her father and asked for permission (um, shouldn't you do that first?) Her father said yes but demanded, "Never call me Dad."

Good job Beth! You know she threatened to leave if he didn't propose. I bet next she "accidentally" gets pregnant.

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Bucky and wife split

Sad news on this Valentine's Day. American Idol's Bucky Covington and his wife Crystal have split after seven years of marriage.

Bucky's record label released the following statement, ""This is a difficult time for both of us and I would ask that everyone respect our privacy."

This one surprised me, I was expecting Chris Daughtry--oh I'm sorry, I mean DAUGHTRY, to leave his wife for the groupies, but Bucky? Say it ain't so!

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Magazine Wars

Congrats to Jennifer Hudson for becoming the first African-American singer and the third African-American celebrity to grace the cover of Vogue. Yeah, I know, crazy huh? Anna Wintour doesn't care about black people!


I'm sure when Matthew Knowles got word of this, this was the result:

Take notes Angelina, now THAT is how you dog Seacrest.

"Be a man!" -- Awesome

Papa Joe has met his match!!

Where's a cell phone when you need one?

P. PuffyDiddyDaddy must have been in a really bad mood Sunday night. Not only did he scream at the Grey's Anatomy cast for sitting at his table, he also stirred up some shit with Naomi Campbell at Clive Davis' annual party, which is a deathwish in itself.

A witness said, "[Diddy] just started screaming at her when he saw her. No one could believe it. He was screaming obscenities at her, and also screaming at Terrence Howard, who was with her."

Another source suggested this may have something to do with Diddy's babymama Kim. "Kim Porter hates her. There was also an issue that Diddy had wanted her to be the face of Sean John's women's line - but didn't want to pay her."

Naomi reportedly kept her cool, either that or she couldn't locate a cell phone. Too bad, if any needs to get knocked in the head with a motoRAZR, it's Puffy.

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PS- While googling for a pic of Diddy and Naomi, I found this cool compatibility site. Looks like they'd make a good match. They certainly have similar tempers.

Sandra Bullock is my homegirl

In the spirit of Valentine's Day, thought it would be refreshing to spread some love since I'm usually slamming everybody on here. So here's to you Sandra Bullock! Love her! She's cool, she's real, and she's honest.

In the latest issue of InStyle Magazine she says, "How many times do people say, 'So, when are you going to have kids?' Can I slap you now?" (Go girl, I hear ya!)

On husband Jesse James, she confesses, "[Before she got to know him] I assumed he was a homophobic chauvinist, a bigot who kills people. And later I felt saddened by my assumptions because I wondered how many times I had written off people who truly were real." (To give someone you thought was a serial killer a chance, as well as someone whose ex is a porn star? That's pretty damn cool.)

On having the perfect body: "We all have cellulite. So do supermodels! I've been to the shows, and I go, 'Stick figure has some cellulite!' It's nature. Without it, you're not human."

You're awesome Sandy!

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Dumb Idea Alert

RealityTvMagazine.com is reporting that British author Tony Cowell(aka Simon's brother) has landed a deal for a show called “Publish My Book!” (aka Book Idol) in Britain and is pitching to US networks.

I don't know about you but I am superexcited about this!! What a fantastic idea!! This is sure to be edge of the seat, nail-biting television! I hope they have theme weeks like on American Idol! Picture it! Edgar Allen Poe week! Charles Dickens week!! Danielle Steel week! They hit the nail on the head with this one!! This is just what the kids want!! They'll break voting records for sure!

Excise, Excise Baby

First Nationwide gets K-Fed, now TurboTax gets the original.

FROM PAGE SIX:
' February 13, 2007 -- VANILLA Ice finally has a gig: rapping about taxes. TurboTax.com has hired the pale rapper to host the "Tax Rap Contest" on TheTaxRap.com, "providing fun-loving taxpayers nationwide a shot at their own Grammy-worthy performance and $25,000 in winnings," the site boasts. To kick off the contest, Vanilla Ice has unveiled an original music video "inspired by his own personal tax-filing experiences" on YouTube. "We want people to 'get their tax on,' " said a company rep. '

You can check out Vanilla's taxrap HERE

Anybody watching the new all-"star" Surreal Life? Everytime I start to think, that Vanilla, he's actually pretty cool, he totally loses his shit and starts yelling and breaking things. Which is good for reality tv, but seriously? Dude needs some meds. Not Slim-Fast and methadone mind you, but some Xanax would help maybe. I did love when he laid out that annoying bitch Traci Bingham though.

By the way, speaking of taxes: Yo. What? TurboTax may have Vanilla Ice but check it, at TaxAct there's no price. Word to your mutha (if she can claim you as a dependant).

Grammy Party Time!

Watch your hair Tara, Lindsay Lohan was sitting there a minute ago!

"So John, have you bagged my daughter yet? I want details dude!"
(BTW- WTF is up with John Mayer? Ever since he hooked up with Jess, he's been looking freakier and freakier.)

"Um, my honest opinion of your album? Excuse me just a moment, you seem to have something in your eye."

"Hey Mr. Photog, get a picture of me and my much classier new girlfriend!
Take that Pam, you trashy ho!"

" You 're beautiful to me. Let me put my hand on your knee. Would you like a drink? Do you need to think? This is a nice place, a fun party space."

{Where the hell are you Justin? Wait, did he say to meet in the room with the gold bed or was it the silver?}

"Gore/Tarantino in '08, I could see it."

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Hey guys, it's Britney!!!

Animal's at it again. Saturday night she partied at the NYC club Tenjune and got so wasted she had to be escorted out by her driver.
A source told STAR MAGAZINE, "She got there around 12:15 a.m., was drinking champagne, dancing and hanging out with friends. And around 3:15 a.m. and took her new CD out of her bag, got on the microphone and just said 'Hey, guys, it's Britney!' The crowds reaction to her new songs was positive!"

That night Brit allegedly had one of her assistants clean vomm--er um, peanut butter, out of her car. We are lucky enough to get a photo:

Full, In-Depth Grammy Coverage!

Congrats to the Dixie Chicks for winning every single Grammy award last night. Hopefully now they will shut up about how everyone supposedly hates them.

I am starting a new category here on Asshat Hollywood. It shall be called simply

WHAT. THE. FUCK?

Discuss amongst yourselves.

Anna Nicole's Fridge

TMZ has obtained a photo of the inside of Anna Nicole Smith's refrigerator. Slim Fast, Trim-Spa, spray butter, yogurt, and a big ol' bottle of methadone. Yum-o!

Get over yourself!

In the latest "Do you know who I am?" news from P. Puff Diddydaddy (does he even do music anymore or does he just show up at parties?) , poor T.R. Knight who has already been through enough, along with some of his Grey's Anatomy castmates were kicked out of their seats because they dared sit at King Diddy's table at the Rolling Stone/Justin Timberlake pre-Grammy party last night.

Page Six reports:
' A spy said, "Puffy was supposed to sit in the same VIP area that had four tables - two were for him and two were for the 'Grey's Anatomy' cast. But he was very, very late, and there are a lot of 'Grey's' castmembers, so T.R., Kate and Sara were at a table set up for Puffy." Combs' bodyguard was a little heavy-handed. "This guy goes up to T.R., Kate and Sara and started demanding - 'Get out! Get out now! Move it!' - T.R. was furious," our spy who was in the same VIP section said. The spy added that Combs and Knight exchanged words before the "Grey's" cast were led away to another table. '

Of course Puff Daddy's rep denies the whole thing, just like the Sienna hookup a couple weeks ago.