We're in the homestretch homefucks!!!
#4. Goodbye (for now) old band.
What many fans were dreading was finally confirmed back in 1996 when Slash and Duff, the last two original members (besides Axl) of Guns N' Roses quit the band and left Axl with nothing but the name. Axl promised to have a new album (with an all new band) the following summer (that would be 1997). Well, we all know how that went.
In the meantime Slash, Duff, and drummer Matt Sorum joined up with Scott Weiland (good choice after spending so many years with a volatile singer!) and formed Velvet Revolver in 2003. They released two albums with some success. Then, in a familiar story, personalities clashed with their singer and soon Scott was out just in time for a Stone Temple Pilots reunion. This left the three members again looking for a new frontman. Many names flew around, including Lenny Kravitz, but before that happened, the band was dropped from their record label.
Axl finally got around to releasing that album.
Of course everyone wants a reunion of the original band, but as of now, it doesn't seem like that's going to happen (especially if Slash hears a song called "Sorry"), but never say never. After all, Chinese Democracy has been released! So anything is possible!
Until then, we'll always have memories like this:
#3. GIMME SOME REGGAE!!!
I wonder whatever happened to Tracy and Roberta.
#2. "Thanks to the lame ass security, I'm going home!"
It was the perfect moment. GN'R, the best song of all time:"Rocket Queen", a dead Muppet, and the TIGHTY WHITEY BOOTY SHORTS. But then something happened.
Axl was later arrested for the incident and who was there to get the first interview when he was released from court? Duh!
Wanna know why Axl hasn't commented on Chinese Democracy? Nobody asked Kurt Loder to interview him.
#1. It really happened:
What the hell are you still doing here? Get your ass to Best Buy!! (and don't forget to get your free Dr. Pepper) Axl will be pleased.
FOR THE LAST TIME, THIS HAS BEEN GREAT MOMENTS IN AXL HISTORY.
(See you again in about fifteen years for the next batch.)
Alright, that sucked!
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