Paris Hilton is already out of jail!
Sources revealed to TMZ this morning that the deal to cut her sentence short was sealed yesterday and that she is free after serving only 3. Fucking. Days.
The L.A. County Sheriff's Department is going to hold a news conference in an hour to explain themselves. There's no need to, she obviously sucked them all off.
UPDATE : They let her out because of a "medical condition" and she will serve the remainder of her sentence at home with an anklet bracelet. Here is the press release.
Fucking Unbelievable!
1 comment:
Outrageous. I hope this sets a precedent for those of us who want to drive around drunk and cracked out with a suspended license.
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