Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Take the deal Antonella!


Joe Francis has offered Antonella Barba a $250,000 contract to appear in a Girls Gone Wild video as a celebrity host!

Francis told TMZ, "We have reached out to Antonella Barba through her family and are trying to reach her directly in order to offer her a hosting job for one of our upcoming video projects. Just like the American Idol judges, we at Girls Gone Wild are looking for a girl next door, with sexiness, attitude, a carefree spirit and a presence that will command the attention of the Nation."

Translations:
Sexiness
= Sluttiness
Attitude = Sluttiness
Carefree Spirit = Willing to be photographed performing sexual acts
Presence that will command the attention of the Nation= Not hard to do, just ask Britney's vagina

She really should take the money. Between this and Playboy (you know that's coming) she'll make more than the winner.

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