Britney DUMPED

OK! Magazine reports today that Issac Cohen has dumped Britney.

' Model Isaac Cohen broke the news to Britney during a long-distance phone call on Sunday evening while she was in New York and he was in Los Angeles.

“They are no longer an item,” Brandi Lord, Isaac’s agent at L.A. Models, confirms to OK!

According to a friend of Isaac, 25, he has been “looking to get out of the relationship for a while.

“It was a bit much for him,” the friend tells OK! “There was a lot of drama – it was too much of a whirlwind. It wasn’t one thing in particular.

“Her likes her. They had a good time together. He was doing his best to help her out – but there is only so much one person can do.”

What’s next for Isaac? “Hanging out with the guys and riding his dirt bike,” says the friend.

“He’s focusing on his career – working and going out on castings.” '


I guess that's the karma police at work. Britney dumped K-Fed via a text-message, now she got dumped on a phone call. So then that would mean that she gets to dump the next guy on a Post-it.

Poor Britney, it looks like the break-up has taken it's toll on her self-esteem y'all.
FROM PAGE SIX :

' The pop tart was spotted in the bathroom of the Carlyle Hotel on Friday about 11 p.m., primping with friends in front of the mirror. Our spy overheard Spears complain, "Y'all, I feel old! I'm 24, y'all. I feel old." She was wearing "a red tank minidress, no bra, and huge platform shoes" and had "nappy hair extensions." Spears asked our tipsters, "What should we do in New York? This place [the Carlyle] feels old." Informed that the hotel is a local institution, Spears opted to party at Tenjune instead. '