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Bulletin - Groundhog Day 2007 arrived!

Phil did not see his shadow!

There will be an early Spring!

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In related news, there is some scandal surrounding Punxsutawney Phil. Sources say he has become extremely difficult to work with. Now some incriminating photos have popped up on the recently opened website parisexposed.com . The town of Punxsutawney and Donald Trump are considering dethroning him. He has an interview scheduled with Matt Lauer and is considering checking into the Wonderland rehab facility. We'll keep you posted.

Here are the pics:

Real? Fake?

There's been a lot of hoopla about the sex scene between Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen in the upcoming Factory Girl. Yawn. My guess is the movie sucks and the producers are hoping the promise of real porn will get people to go see it who weren't planning to otherwise. Dumbasses, it didn't work for Brown Bunny and it won't work for this one. Plus, it will be on YouTube any day now.

CLICK HERE to see uncensored screenshots.

Translation: HELP!!!!

Katie Holmes recently gave her first post-sham marriage interview to Harper's Bazaar. Here are the answers Tom programmed:

On Tom and Suri: "I have a husband and children that I adore. I have a career that I really love. When I sit back and reflect, it's – wow!"

"I am very grateful. Tom makes me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world and has since the day I met him. I love being with him. I love calling him husband."

On motherhood: "I felt so proud to be having a baby and so excited. And I felt closer to other women – to my sisters, to my mom. I felt empowered, like, 'I've given birth. I did it! There's nothing I can't handle.' "

"I've really enjoyed this time that I have taken to be with Suri as well as the challenges of the first couple of months: feeding and pumping, learning to decipher what each cry means – is she hungry? Is she tired? Does she need a fresh diaper? – and figuring out how to really help her."

On her {cough} career: "I have a whole new set of responsibilities," she says. "My work is very important to me. My family is very important to me. When I go to work, it will be the right thing, worth my time and worth my time away from my family."


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I guess this means they won't be starring in 8 Miles of Glitter together :(

See Eminem said he had a six month relationship with Mariah but then the crazy came out and he ended it. Mariah denied ever dating him. So Eminem dissed Mariah on his new album.

Now Mariah won't shut up about it. She tells Playboy in a recent interview, "Something is clearly askew with him and I'm not quite sure what it is. I'm curious as to why he's so obsessed with me. I never got an apology letter, by the way... then again, I wasn't exactly searching my mailbox for it."

Sounds like she's the one obsessed with him. I feel bad for Em, he seems to get stuck with all the crazy bitches.

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Reh Dogg Tribute of the week

It's so awesome that I am not the only one that appreciates the lyrically gifted artiste that is Reh Dogg (http://asshathollywood.blogspot.com/2007/01/i-don-know-why-this-guy-doesn-have.html). Here is one of many well-deserved tributes to him.

Big MAC, Mc DLT, A Quarter Pounder With Some Cheese, And Some Poontang

While on her quest to attain adequateness, Lindsay is using her time (all 22 minutes a day of it) in rehab to think about the things that really matter in life: meaningless sex and Big Macs.


FROM US:
' Usmagazine.com has learned that Lohan, 20, who entered L.A.'s Wonderland rehab center on Jan. 18 to treat her addiction issues, has been sending bachelor-about-town Brody Jenner, 23, sexy text messages for the last couple weeks.

We've eye-balled one particularly flirtatious text-message that Lohan sent Jenner - former flame of Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie and Lauren Conrad - last Saturday night in which the 12-stepper, among other requests, texted that all she wanted was "McDonald's and sex."

When asked by Usmagazine.com to comment on Lohan's textual pursuit, Jenner, who just signed a deal to be a spokesman for Scope mouthwash, said, "Sorry, dude. I don't text and tell." A rep for Lohan couldn't be reached for comment. '


What's stopping her from going out and getting it? She leaves every day to go shopping anyway!

Anyway, congrats to Brody on his new ad campaign. That was very smart of Scope to choose him, considering he's dated Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie, Lauren Conrad and now Lindsay.
We managed to get a sneak peek at the his first advertisement:

I always thought he'd be more of a swallower

From STAR:

' While at the AOL gift suite in Park City, Utah, last week for the Sundance Film Festival, Justin shocked onlookers with an ever-so-icky joke to fellow suite-goer Christina Ricci. "Christina said to Justin, 'I'm thirsty,'" a source tells Star. "Justin responded to her, 'Come here, I'll spit in your mouth!" Ewww!!! (Fear not: Christina didn't take Justin up on his offer!)

The source also adds that Justin didn't want any employees from the suite bothering him, let alone fans! Wow, Justin is a closet diva! '


Ok, it could have been a hell of a lot worse than spit, but still... Forget Jessica Biel Justin, you should hook up with Pumkin!

Congrats Tim!!

FROM PAGE SIX:
' February 1, 2007 -- THIS explains why style maven Tim Gunn has not yet signed on for the new season of "Project Runway" - he's been lining up a new job. Expect an announcement today from Liz Claiborne Inc. that Gunn, 53, is joining the firm as chief creative officer, The Post's Adam Buckman has learned. That means Gunn is leaving Parsons The New School for Design, where he's been chairman of the fashion design department since 2000 (and with Parsons for 23 years). Sources said his new job, set to start in March, will not prevent him from participating in "Runway" season No. 4. '


YAY!!! Sounds like he's gonna make it work to be on the next season of Project Runway!

Zoltar is two-for-two!

Ok, I will admit it was Zoltar again who told me that Courtney Love's offer to replace Paula Abdul on American Idol was the result of a prankcall.


Nigel Lythgoe said in a statement yesterday:
"I did not call Courtney Love and am afraid someone may have misrepresented me. Courtney Love is a very talented artist, but the judges for American Idol are Paula, Randy and Simon. We have no plans to add to or replace any of them."

After learning of Lythgoe's denial on Wednesday, Love told Us Weekly it was possible she was duped by a prank caller.

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Here's what the ever eloquent Courtney had to say on her website:

" This kerfuffle is NONSENSE, i said to a friend who obviously passed igt on the wrong way that it was awierdly brilliant PRANK CALL, if it was NOT a prank call i woul dnever ever do that, ive never watche dthat show except once with my daughter i went to the final night, I couldnt even get ON that show nor would i wantt o and no offense to anyone who has been on that show and wantsto be on that show- i have no interest at this point in my life, im interested in putting this record out- doing films and doiung rock shows this summer and being on the road, and thats what i shall do. US misrepresented and misquoted me and nothing i said was ever meant for any publication. I didnt kn ow it wa sgoing to be a big deal but then again ive been very busy and id ont exactly pay attention to pop culture and id ont read tabloids and idont have a google alert i find lofe fAr easier without those things, good reviews are great biut baqd ones suck and its best to nopt read them at all, i like how Ben Kingsley hasnt readhis own press in 2w0 some years, and i aspire to that- last time i read my press was a Brit piece that had me in bed for three dayus and is wor eoff reading my own press after that, of ocuerse i needmy publicist to tell me who to speak to and who nit to but my days of speaking directly to editors etc are behind me- i was followed by paparazzi all day today and have had to get armed security for the evening so we can have some privacy die to that dumb piece wich is ourt of prder an dout of context its TOTALLY RANDOM "


"I see she is a Lindsay Lohan School of Writing graduate!" - Asshat Hollywood Correspondant Yardy.

This guy pwns

Simon: "Why are you trying out for American Idol?"

Chris: "I want to make David Hasselhoff cry."


I hope he makes the top 12!



Pickler 2.0's gotta go though.
BTW - Why the frig was she wearing a shirt that says " Blue-Eyed Bombshell?" Her eyes looked brown to me! Is adding color-blindness to her list of sobstories? Wait, don't tell me, in addition to her daddy being paralyzed after a botched murder-suicide attempt, her dreams of becoming a pilot are also crushed now right?

GET OFF MY TV!

Donald vs. Vince BOR-ING! BOR-ING! BOR-ING!

WATCH IT HERE

So Donald Trump made an appearance via satellite on this past Monday Night Raw. He began a feud with Vince McMahon by one-upping him on "fan appreciation" night and dumping thousands of dollars of [real] cash on fans in attendance. I hope at least some of those fans were the same ones that had to pay to watch the awful Donald vs. Rosie fight a couple weeks ago. They deserve their money back! Expect this publicity stunt to drag on until Wrestlemania.

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She's a huge Dogstar fan

Life & Style Weekly reports that Keanu and Jen had a secret date and spent some time together over the holidays at her home.

Is this true or the work of publicists? Too early to tell. I do like the idea of these two together though.

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Simon, Randy, and Courtney?

Courtney Love recently revealed to her Usmagazine.com ' that Idol's executive producer Nigel Lythgoe called her office last week inquiring into whether she would be interested in sitting in as a judge on the hit FOX show.

"He called," Love tells Usmagazine.com. "He was wondering if I was interested. I thought it was kind of weird but brilliant." '

Courtney was hush-hush about any further details.

Supposedly one of those pesky "sources" scooped to Usmagazine.com that Lythgoe was considering hiring Love to "replace Paula."

American Idol reps could not immediately be reached for comment.


So what, Paula isn't crazy enough? They want an actual murderer? Someone with even less vocal talent (she is a great songwriter though)? My guess is someone prankcalled Courtney. I can imagine it wouldn't be hard to do.

Donna Martin Refrigerates!

Eonline reports that expectant mother Tori Spelling and her husband Dean McDermott are having a couples-shower for their upcoming baby hosted by Tupperware! Yes, this is news.

That's just awesome to me. Tupperware has been cool ever since Kimberly on Melrose had the split personality and when she became Betsy she was all prim and proper and hosted Tupperware parties. Hey maybe Marcia Cross will come to the party. Wow! 90210, Melrose, Donna's pregnant, Kimberly's pregnant and what seals them all neatly and airtightly together? TUPPERWARE! I'm so deep I make myself cry sometimes.

Anyway Tori is still on the outs with her mom Candy, but her tv mom from the sadly-taken-from-us-before-it's-time show So noTORIous, Loni Anderson will be there.

Brandy Sued for 50 Million

' The parents of a woman killed in a freeway crash involving Brandy sued the actress-singer for $50 millionUS yesterday. The wrongful-death suit claims Brandy was driving recklessly when her Land Rover struck the back of a Honda driven by Awatef Aboudihaj, 38. The suit was filed on behalf of Aboudihaj Ahmed and Labridi Zohra in Los Angeles Superior Court. It comes a day after the California Highway Patrol recommended Brandy be charged with misdemeanour vehicular manslaughter in the Dec. 30 accident. '
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CLICK HERE TO SEE THE COURT PAPERS

In related news: How unfair! Brandy is a celebrity!
From TMZ:
' Black civil rights leaders in Los Angeles claim the California Highway Patrol has made singer/actress Brandy "a political trophy."

The Los Angeles City Attorney is deciding whether to file misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter charges against Brandy, whose Land Rover slammed into a Toyota on the 405 Freeway killing the driver.

Today, Najee Ali, leader of Project Islamic HOPE, said the CHP's recommendation to file charges against the singer "is unfairly targeting her for prosecution because of her celebrity." Ali told TMZ he is organizing an e-mail campaign in the African American community to put pressure on City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo to reject the case.

Delgadillo says "We will treat this case like every other case and treat it very seriously because someone died." '


Um, excuse me? Reject the case because she's a celebrity? What is this, the Vince Neil loophole? Does she think she's getting PUNK'D again? She's not even much of a celebrity anymore. Wasn't there a very special episode of Moesha where the lesson was to take responsibility for your actions?