Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Why don't they ever put her in jail?


So Paris was stopped by the cops last night around 10:30. She was at the Virgin (ha!) Megastore in West Hollywood. She pulled out of the parking lot and forgot to turn her headlights on. She never turned them on and continued to speed down Sunset. When the cops pulled her over they discovered her license was suspended. She was issued a citation and her $200K Bently was towed away and impounded.

What's that saying? The cars running but the headlights aren't on. No, the lights are on but there's no one home. No, that's not it either. I know there's the dear one, but that doesn't apply. Oh nevermind.


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