Why?

FROM PEOPLE:

' Former boy-bander and aspiring cosmonaut Lance Bass is adding a new title to his résumé: author.

The onetime 'N Sync heartthrob, 27, plans to reveal "all about his life, his music and his sexuality" in a memoir, Out of Sync, his publisher, Simon Spotlight Entertainment (an imprint of Simon & Schuster), announced Wednesday.

The book will hit stores in October.

In it, Bass will tell readers about his childhood in small-town Mississippi, his experiences as a member of the hugely popular boy band (which started with a phone call from Justin Timberlake when Bass was 16), and, in 2002, his four months in Russia training to be a cosmonaut on a space mission (though he was forced to drop out because of a lack of funds).

He will also talk about his life as a gay man, including his struggle to keep his sexuality hidden from fans and his decision to come out of the closet on the cover of PEOPLE in July. '


Ok, he's 27! For real, the book can't be more than 10 pages long. I bet it goes something like this:

Chapter One: I was born: What's the deal with my eyes?
Chapter Two: The N'Sync Years: Justin, Justin, Justin
Chapter Three: The movie career that didn't happen
Chapter Four: The space voyage that didn't happen
Chapter Five: Coming Out: The shock that didn't happen

Yeah, this'll be a bestseller fo sho!