So, some stuff to catch up on.

First off, CONGRATS NY GIANTS!!!!

In related news, Patriots coach Bill Belichick may not be getting (another) SuperBowl ring, but he's not going home empty-handed because CONGRATULATIONS BILL, you are this week's winner of ASSHAT OF THE WEEK for being a such a sore loser!



Wait, hang on--I can't give you your trophy yet, because there's still one second on the clock. All the asshats back on the field!!

That includes you Heidi Montag and your stupid new "single" , God, it's like a bad ripoff of Paris Hilton's Stars Are Blind.

I'd rather watch Paula Abdul's SuperBowl performance again. Yeah, she was lipsynching, so what? It's Paula Abdul, did anyone really think she'd sing live? I was surprised that Jordin Sparks lip-synched the National Anthem, (watch closely). Speaking of the National Anthem, did you ever notice that old people get REALLY pissed when someone sings it and changes the melody around a little or inserts a run instead of singing it straight? Just something I noticed over the years.



Speaking of former American Idol contestants and old people, Season 5 runner-up Katherine McPhee married that creepy guy over the weekend? Does anyone care? She was dropped from her label, wasn't she? She's 23, he's 42.