A source told PEOPLE that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline attended their first court-ordered Parenting Without Conflict session at the Beverly Hills Hotel today.
Parents are encouraged but not required to take the course together. There will be six sessions to the course and it will teach communication skills and cooperative parenting.
Only six sessions? Do they realize who is taking the course?
In addition, Britney is required to complete three individual counseling sessions "to address parenting issues."
Still.
Asshat Hollywood has obtained a course outline of the Parenting Without Conflict curriculum:
Session One: "Auto Safety - this does NOT mean letting your infant drive"
Session Two: "Nutrition Part 1 - Red Bull does not give children wings, it gives them cavities"
Session Three: "Nutrition Part 2 - Cheetos do not count as dairy"
Session Four: "When mommy and daddy fight, the only winner is the paparazzi"
Session Five: "How to prepare your children for the ridicule they will face from their peers thanks to having asshats like you for parents"
Session Six: "Auto Safety - this does NOT mean letting your infant drive (just making sure..)"
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