Friday, January 12, 2007

Hollywood Foreign Exchange Program

Does this mean we get to send another of our annoying celebrites to England? Please let it be Lindsay!

David Beckham and Posh are moving to the US of A! David has signed a five-year deal with [the soccer club] the Los Angeles Galaxy that could net him $250 million.

The NY POST reports:
' Beckham, one of the most recognized athletes on the planet, will be paid a staggering $1 million a week - 80 percent of which has nothing to do with him "bending it."
The deal - negotiated by Simon Fuller, creator of "American Idol," and Creative Artists Agency, which represents Tom Cruise - allows the team to pay him $10 million a year.

The rest of Beckham's pockets will be lined with cash he earns from endorsements.

Stargazers are speculating that he and Posh will become Hollywood's hottest couple - replacing the publicity-shunning likes of Brangelina and TomKat.'


I dunno if I agree with this, I think they're in for a rude awakening when they get to America. No one really gives a crap about soccer and the Spice Girls were popular, what, 10 years ago? Plus they are BFF with the Cruisazy's and everyone's sick of them. I bet they'll become Scientologists. He totally puts the hurt on my penis though, but then her bony-ass takes it away fast.

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