Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Meet the Trollsens


PETA has really outdone themselves this time with their, how do you say, not always very well thought-out, tactics. Their new fur-wearing targets are Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen and they aren't getting off the hook so easily with just a couple red paint splatters and death threats.

Nope, PETA has created the Trollsen Twins. Hairy-Kate and Trashley have their own site, MySpace page, and online store!

The best though, is the Full House of Horrors video where they spliced together parts of different Full House episodes and a character named Futureman (who looks suspiciously similar to DJ's dumbass boyfriend Steve) comes to visit the Tanner family to give them a glimpse into little Michelle's future as a double evildoer. It's actually extremely well-done and hysterical, well except for the graphic scenes of animals getting skinned alive (Look away when they sit down in front of the tv and Futureman pops in the propaganda VHS. But still listen the audio! Have mercy!- Fucking Awesome!)

Screw the whole PETA thing, I hope whoever cut this together makes more Full House of Horror episodes where Futureman shows Stephanie her future as a methhead and Kimmy Gibbler's as a porn star.

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