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In news that's too strange not to true, Paris Hilton was recently nice to an Oompa-Loompa.

Paris was at Cameo nightclub in Miami last Friday night at an event that featured a performance of Jeff Beacher's Madhouse with three Oompa-Loompa characters in costume. One of the Oompas, Robin Sherwood is friends with Paris.

Oompa-Loompas are apparently all the rage in Miami because during the performance a mob rushed the stage.

I'm going to repeat that. People rushed the stage during an Oompa-Loompa performance.

Nope, still don't get it. Maybe they were on acid?

Anyway, Robin's leg was badly but during the Oompa-Loompa-Hoopla and Paris stayed with him until the ambulance came.

A source said, "Yes, Paris Hilton stayed with him until an ambulance came to take care of him. ... Paris was great, she was there until he was turned over to the medical technicians." That's it? She waited for an ambulance with a bleeding little person?

Robin was released after getting stitched up at the hospital.

PEOPLE also reports that Robin also desperately needs a kidney transplant and Paris and sister Nicky have supported a foundation to facilitate the operation. They supported? Big hairy deal. They have millions, they could buy the Oompa a damn kidney.

Ok, ok, that's nice. Are you happy now? Even though we know Paris is only being nice because the Oompa Loompas threatened to send her down the "Bad Egg" shoot.


In other Be Kind to Little People news, Hulk Hogan took some time off from his divorce woes to save a Leprechaun from a really stupid wrestling match.

"Don't give any of that gold to Linda!"