Wednesday, October 3, 2007

D List Celebrity Bitchfight of the Week


So at last night's Fox Reality Channel Reality Awards Danny Bonaduce attacked Johnny "Grandma" Fairplay resulting in Johnny losing several teeth and breaking a toe. This all went down on stage. and Danny has been named a felony suspect. Johnny was taken to a nearby hospital.



So here's what I pieced together from TMZ:

Danny was leaving because he thought the show was over. Johnny, while on stage, asked the audience why they were booing him. Walking by, Danny said "They're booing him because they hate him."



Adrienne Curry (aka Peter Brady's child bride) heard Danny say that and then suggested to Danny to go on stage and tell Johnny just that. Danny, thinking he'd have a shot at banging Adrienne since she seems to have a thing for geeky middle children on corny 70's sitcoms, decided that was a great way to impress her.
So Danny went up on stage and taunted Johnny by saying "None of these fucking people like you, man." Johnny then ran at Danny, jumped on him Danny says he was off the first step of the stage when Fairplay suddenly ran at him, jumped on him, wrapped his legs around him, and the two started kissing passionately. (ok, I made that part up, but it sure looks like it in the picture below, doesn't it?)


So Danny says he didn't know if Fairplay was joking and then grabbed Johnny by the butt and threw him over his head, not realizing how light he was. Boom went Johnny's face into the seats behind him.

Meanwhile, Adrienne, who's super duper happy to be in the spotlight again said to TMZ, "I feel TERRIBLE! I know it wasn't my fault that Johnny was STUPID enough to try to piss off Danny, but I know Danny might not have gone up there if I hadn't cheered him on." However, Adrienne did admit that she thought it was "a little awesome."



So let me get this straight. The cast of Flavor of Love was there and the best we get is Danny Bonaduce vs. Johnny Fairplay? Both of those asshats are loving every minute of this.


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