What???

Damn!! I take a dump and Nicole Richie has already served her jail sentence?

Nicole checked into Lynwood yesterday at 3:15PM and was released at 4:37PM. That's 82 minutes for those of you counting but she only was actually in her cell for 35 minutes.

Overcrowding is cited as the reason for Nicole's short stint in the can. However the jailer was the high bidder on Ebay to win that clay head of Lionel Richie from the Hello video.

Coincidence? I think not.

SOURCE