WHAT??!! Part 2

In other troubled spoiled bitch news, Lindsay Lohan has plead no contest to two counts of DUI. By doing this, she will not have to stand trial. Originally she was to serve a minimum of four days in jail. But that was soon changed when she was then given community service for two of the days. New count: 2 days in jail. But wait, there's more! The judge gave Lindsay one day credit for time served when she was arrested. New count: 1 day in jail. After her hard time, Lindsay have 36 months probation and attend an alcohol education program for 18 months. She also needs to show that she has successfully completed a rehab program by January 18 and was told not to use or associate with people with controlled substances. (insert laughter here)

WTF??!!! I just don't get it. Isn't what Nicole and Lindsay did worse than what Paris did? It's like they got their quota of spoiled celebrity time with Paris and now everyone else gets a free pass. It's ok Paris, you got a book and street cred.


Back to Lindsay. She (yeah right) released the following statement to TMZ today declaring her inadequacy:

"It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs. Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. I thank God I did not injure others. I easily could have.

I very much want to be healthy and gain control of my life and career and have asked for medical help in doing so. I am taking these steps to improve my life. Luckily, I am not alone in my daily struggle and I know that people like me have succeeded. Maybe with time it will become easier. I hope so."