Welcome back Britney's hair!! I like it. It's kind of Trailer Park Momma meets Ziggy Stardust. Go Britney!
In other Britney news, PAGE SIX reports today that Britney Spears shocked her ex Justin Timberfuck and producer Timbaland by backing out of recording the much-anticipated (and last chance at a comeback) duet with Justin at the last minute. Maybe she has issues with people with Timber in their names?
An insider said, "Timbaland set aside a week out of his crazy schedule to do this - and then, just before she was supposed to fly out, Britney abruptly canceled the session and refused to do the song. It's crazy. She's looking for a comeback, and this would have not only been a huge hit, but something she could have opened the MTV Video Awards with and really blown everyone away."
Another source added, "Listen, everyone is worried. In her mind, her album is done and she's done enough work . . . She's an easy target right now, because she's . . . sick. People like her are sick. It's like an anorexic who's sick in the head and needs help. She needs help. It's sad because what she's got - and we've heard it's like bipolar disorder - can easily be treated with medication, but she won't do it."
Insiders are concerned that without this song, her opening act at the VMA's will suck more than Michael Jackson's "Lifetime Achievement Award" acceptance, Paula Abdul's Vibeology number, and Guns N' Roses' comeback performance. Combined.
In related news, Britney's discarded wig has expressed interest in recording the duet with Timberfuck. Some of the extensions have also offered to sing back-up.
I think it could be big.
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