Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Paris Hilton Not Capable --well Duh!!!! And to TENT CITY SHE GOES!-


Paris Hilton's civil trial which was brought against her by Zeta Graff (remember back in 2005---Zeta accused Paris of spreading lies about her and is now suing her for $10 Million) has been postponed until August 22nd after a declaration was filed by Dr. Charles Sophy, a psychiatrist who has seen Paris over the last six months, "off" and "on" and who she paid and performed oral sex on to submit the declaration.

Dr. Sophy said in the declaration the Paris is
"not capable of any meaningful participation" (and this is any different than usual how? She's slow.) in the civil suit because she is "emotionally distraught and traumatized" after being sentenced to 45 days in jail on May 4th and asked the judge to give her sufficient time to recover. He also said that Paris "cannot effectively respond to examination as a witness or provide any significant input into her defense." (Again, how is that any different than usual?) Sophy also warned in the document that if Paris were forced to participate in the hearing, it would "exacerbate her current mental condition."


In related awesome news: Due to overcrowding in the LA jail system, Sheriff Joe of the infamous "Tent City" facility outside Phoenix, AZ has graciously offered to let Paris serve her sentence there. She would actually have to serve on a chain gang! Can you stand it? Also, a source that has served in Tent City added that Paris has 105-110 temperatures to look forward to during the day (she can work on her tan!) . The heat will also intensify the aroma of the nearby city dump and animal farm. (all the better to keep her nose busy since the poor thing won't have any cocaine for 45 whole days!)

Oh please, please, please let her go there!

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