Thursday, February 1, 2007

Big MAC, Mc DLT, A Quarter Pounder With Some Cheese, And Some Poontang

While on her quest to attain adequateness, Lindsay is using her time (all 22 minutes a day of it) in rehab to think about the things that really matter in life: meaningless sex and Big Macs.


FROM US:
' Usmagazine.com has learned that Lohan, 20, who entered L.A.'s Wonderland rehab center on Jan. 18 to treat her addiction issues, has been sending bachelor-about-town Brody Jenner, 23, sexy text messages for the last couple weeks.

We've eye-balled one particularly flirtatious text-message that Lohan sent Jenner - former flame of Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie and Lauren Conrad - last Saturday night in which the 12-stepper, among other requests, texted that all she wanted was "McDonald's and sex."


When asked by Usmagazine.com to comment on Lohan's textual pursuit, Jenner, who just signed a deal to be a spokesman for Scope mouthwash, said, "Sorry, dude. I don't text and tell." A rep for Lohan couldn't be reached for comment. '


What's stopping her from going out and getting it? She leaves every day to go shopping anyway!

Anyway, congrats to Brody on his new ad campaign. That was very smart of Scope to choose him, considering he's dated Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie, Lauren Conrad and now Lindsay.
We managed to get a sneak peek at the his first advertisement:



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Brody’s dating advice may be found here:

http://www.getclose.com/kiss/ScopeBrodyBuzz.jsp

(Courtesy of Scope)