""Rehab is a blast! I'm having so much fun in there! I think I'll go back tomorrow for an hour or so after my ass-bleaching appointment!"
"Hold still Tom, you got some loose thetans!" 
Here's my aunt Thelma on the way to bingo with her lucky hat and Marlboro Menthols. Wait, I'm sorry, that's Britney on her way to [laugh, choke, gag] dance rehearsals.
"Careful Ferg, I know a rubber chicken is funny but don't wet your pants again!"
"How dare we not get any privacy in the bushes! Do you know who I am?? "
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