Damn Harry, you're, um, hairy!

Here's a promotional still from the upcoming play, Equus, starring Harry Potter (aka Daniel Radcliffe) . Don't worry if you feel weird about Harry Potter putting the hurt on your penis though, it's quickly gone after you find out what the play is about. (Unless you're into that kind of thing. Which is kinda gross because personally I find donkeys much sexier.)

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Here's what the almighty Wiki says:

" Shaffer was inspired to write his play when he heard of a crime involving a teenage boy's apparently senseless injury to horses. He then set out to construct a fictional account of what might have caused the incident, without knowing any of the details of the crime. The play is posited as a kind of postmodern detective story.

The boy, who worked part-time in the stables where the attack occurred, would take a certain horse out for occasional night rides. Those jaunts functioned as the set piece for an elaborate ritual of exaltation constructed by his anguished psyche.

Delving into Alan's tormented mind causes Dysart to confront his own spiritual atrophy, the result of a modern consumer culture that tolerates only enervated conformity. Dysart reflects: "That boy has known a passion more ferocious than I have felt in any second of my life. And let me tell you something: I envy it. ... I watch [my wife]...night after night—a woman I haven't kissed in six years— and he stands in the dark for an hour, sucking the sweat off his god's hairy cheek!"

Yeah sorry, I didn't understand a lot of those words either. Basically the guy's pretty messed up and may or may not fuck horses but it's artsy and deep so it's ok.