Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Penis Envy (literally)



I say just put them all on a boat and let's see what happens! You know how Pam loves her boats! She could make peace, you know, between them. And we'd get a sex tape out of it! Although I would love to see an actual rock star fight. They always talk it up, but it never happens. I'm still waiting for Vince Neil vs. Axl Rose. I guess we'll have to settle for Kid Rock vs. The Door.

FROM PAGE SIX:
January 3, 2007 -- KID Rock wanted to ring in the New Year with a fist to Tommy Lee's face - but he beat up a door at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas, instead. "Kid is divorcing Pam Anderson, but he heard [her ex] Tommy was hooking up with her, and got all riled up," our source said. "So he went over at 6 a.m. with two bodyguards, and began kicking down what he thought was Tommy's door. Only it wasn't - and Kid found himself staring at some poor, startled family. He signed an autograph for them as security arrived, then bolted over to the Paradise strip club." Bloodshed was avoided, but Lee - in Vegas to play The Joint with his band, Rock Star Supernova - should watch his back. "Tommy has been calling Kid Rock and taunting him about Pam, and Kid Rock was ready to kick some serious ass," a source said. Lee's rep told us, "Tommy is aware that this incident occurred, but wasn't at the time as he was staying on another floor." Rock's flack didn't get back to us.

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