More Britney Fun!

TMZ has learned the temporary custody agreement between Britney and K-Fed:

Britney and Kevin will have joint legal custody of their two children, one-year-old Sean Preston and four-month-old Jayden James. Britney will have the lion's share of physical custody. Kevin's physical custody is extremely limited. He will be allowed to be with the children from noon to 4:00 on Monday, Wednesday and Friday at Spears' residence. Under the agreement, Spears can be present, but no one may interfere with Federline's right to be with the children. Also under the terms of the stipulation, Federline is allowing Spears to take the children to Miami for a week, starting today through the 11th." No agreement has been reached on custody matters after January.



You know K-Fed's like "Yeah, whatever. I'll agree to that for now. But I'll win custody when it matter$." Her recent behavior is certainly making it easy for him.

Well anyway, good luck to Britney with actually being a mom for the next week. I hope she keeps it low-key, I can't keep up with her anymore.

Oh! Speaking of Britney (see what I mean)! She posted the following letter to her fans on her website (I took the liberty of interpreting Britney's actual thoughts) :

"Dear Fans,

It has been a while since I've addressed you personally here on my official website. [It has been a while since my PR rep has written up a desperate plea to my fans to explain my latest fuckup y'all]The last couple of years have been quite a ride for me, the media has criticized my every move and printed a skewed perception of who I really am as a human being. [It is easier to blame the evil media than take responsibility for my actions ] Behind every decision I have made in my public life there always seems to be an apparent contradiction. I have come to terms with that which is why I usually don't pay much attention to it. [Ummmm, A Parent Contr a dick on? I don't pay attention to big words]

The last couple of years have been very enlightening for me and now that I've had the time to be "me," I've been able to sit down and think about where I want to go with myself as an entertainer with absolutely no strings attached. [I've really made a mess of my career] I am now more mature and feel like I am finally "free." [You may have seen my woman parts lately] I've been working so hard on this new album and I can't wait for you all to hear it and to go on tour again! [Yeah right, I've been partying my ass off y'all!] I would like to exclusively tell you that I am working hard to release the new album sometime later this year, but the date is of course not certain yet. [My record label is about to drop me]I look forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever [Well, I am bigger], and to also reaching out to my fans on a more personal level. [I'll be appearing at Walmart openings throughout the country] I noticed today that one of my biggest fansites is shutting down soon and I want you all to know that I do understand all the reasons that went behind making that decision, and I am sad to see it closing. [I could give two shits about some obsessed dork, I'm rich remember?] If I were you I'd be unhappy too if I had to read what I've been reading every day. But trust me, I get it. I know I've been far from perfect and the media has had a lot of fun exaggerating my every move [again, remember, it's the MEDIA y'all], but I want you all to know that I love my fans so much, and I appreciate everything you have done for me, so Thank you, Thank you, Thank you! [Please, come back! Look: "Oh baby baby.....]

Love,
Britney"