American Idol Bible Hour!

So last night's results show of American Idol was actually a big Christian hootenanny in disguise!! Praise Fox!

First, the winners of The Next Great American Band Who Will Be Dumped From Their Label in Six Months (Light of Doom were so robbed!), The Clark Brothers performed "This Little Light of Mine":



Then Dolly sang a song about being lifted up with the awesome title (you know, because it's Dolly) "Jesus and Gravity." Seriously, look!:



After that Kristy Lee Cook sang Amazing Grace (again), special guest Carrie Underwood came back to sing "Jesus Take the Wheel," and Blake Lewis performed a special beatbox version of "Our God Is An Awesome God!" Then Brooke White led everyone in prayer. It lasted 52 minutes due to all the "Ok lord"'s and "that's fine"'s. Then Ryan took a collection, but made sure to let everyone know not to get that donation confused with next week's IDOL GIVES BACK (special start time 7:30--Don't miss it, they're saving kidnapped children now!! Ok, so the production assistant just drove one of the kids down the street and they pretended to reunite them but still, Brad Pitt's going to be there!!) After that was communion (unfortunately Paula drank all the wine so they had to use Coca Cola) Then Jesus actually showed up!!! Well, that's what Jason Castro said anyway, but he likes the pot, so he says a lot of funny stuff like that.

PRAISE JESUS!!!

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, Ramiele was sent home and cried like a baby. Turns out she was just hungry. Fortunately Kristy Lee Cook was on hand to nurse her.