Mama's Fallen Angel

ARRESTED FOR RAPE!

Poison drummer Rikki Rockett was arrested after he got off his flight from New Zealand to LAX on Monday. He had a warrant (no hairband pun intended) out for his arrest. For RAPE!

LAPD booked Rikki on a felony fugitive sexual assault warrant out of Neshoba County, Mississippi. No further information about the warrant and specific charges has been made public.

My first instinct on this was: vengeful groupie. But then I don't know much about Rikki other than he's an animal rights activist and a vegan, he once used permanent marker when he ran out of eyeliner (thanks Behind the Music!), and that his drum solos are a really good time to go to the bathroom or get another beer.

I did some further research on Metal Sludge's Penis Chart and this is what they had to say about him:

Rikki has a huge "rocket"! About 9 + inches! He's a gentleman. He opens doors, asks if it is o.k. to smoke or use your bathroom, and will go out to eat with you. He'll even give you his real telephone number! Very creative guy and I've never heard of him getting a bad report! Just like Bret, he doesn't like "his girls" to be with other guys while it's ok for him to be with other girls.

I think I'm going to go with my first instinct on this one until more details are released. Not that the Penis Chart is the word of God, but it's pretty close.

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