Thursday, January 3, 2008

Trainwreck TV alert!


Amy Winehouse is reportedly on board to perform at next month's Grammy Awards. Amy recently cancelled her U.K. tour and took a month off following the arrest of her husband.

Media sources are referring to Amy's Grammy performance as her "comeback" and Amy is "really excited," according to a source. Amy is also nominated in six categories at this year's ceremony.

The performance is rumored to be a soul and Motown medley, possibly a duet with one or more US stars. Kanye West's name has been mentioned. Fuck Kanye, I want to see Amy duet with Britney! How freakin' awesome would that be?

There's just one snag though, Amy needs a U.S. visa and she's hoping her recent arrest (in connection with Blake's.) won't hinder her getting one.
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In other Wacky Winehouse news, Amy has credited singer Bryan Adams with helping her with her addictions to drugs and alcohol by taking her scuba-diving. She spent Christmas and New Year's holidays with Bryan at his home in Mustique.

Amy says the scuba-diving has changed her life: "I've learnt to appreciate the simple things, like the beauty of nature. And it's taught me to face my fears. It's a different world down there. I can look at things in a new way. "I've come to the realisation that life is too short; I want to make sure I live every minute of it."

First, Bryan Adams? What? Why is this guy's name always coming up so randomly? Remember when Lindsay Lohan was over his house and fell out of the shower and down the stairs and broke a teacup and cut an artery or something like that about a year or so ago? He did that really annoying song from Robin Hood like twenty years ago and was never heard from until all of a sudden all these drug addicted starlets are staying at his house. He should open up the Bryan Adams Rehabilitation Center for Wayward Girls or even better he could just call it Reckless. Seriously, what? Second, can you imagine Winehouse scuba-diving? Her bouffant is probably full of plankton.

Shit, now I have that damn song stuck in my head.

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