Seriously, is this a man?

So in case you haven't heard, there's this little show called American Idol where these kids try out to be singers. The best part is the first few shows when all the rejects are exploited for us to point and laugh at.

One of last night's standouts was this thing called Alexis. Alexis wants to be a veterinarian someday and lives in a one room apartment with her mother. She's determined to be a singer or a motivational speaker or something but a star one way or the other. Her audition actually isn't terrible, but the judges are totally correct about her not being right for the show. Or this planet. Alexis doesn't take the news very well. But at least she leaves with her dignity. Good luck with the actressing!

The best part comes in at 4:56. I want to marry Simon so bad!