Fortunately she had her bitch Brad with her so he was able to cover the split seam. Good job Brad! But too bad PEOPLE blew your cover.
Angie's bad luck didn't end there however. She also stepped in a huge wad of gum and got it all over her Louboutin's. (was Britney there?)
God this is like a bad 80's comedy. Or that even worse Lindsay Lohan stinker Just My Luck!And it just kept getting worse.
Angelina also failed to notice that she had spinach stuck in her teeth:
And a huge pussy zit on her nose!
And then her head spontaneously combusted!
Personally, I think it's all the stress.
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Even WITH split pants, spinach in her teeth and rudolph-sized zits, she could hit me with her car and I'd ask if she needs more air in her tires. Woman can do no wrong in my eyes.
I just think this person who wrote this article is a big asshat him\herself. And can I just say I would have loved to be Brad Pitt's hand at that moment!
LMAO..that was hilarious.
wow ever hear of tongue in cheek anon?
You need to say something about Brads ...uh, HAT.
So, I don't actually suppose this may have success.
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