Which means, it's time to play
Pick A Drug To Blame Your "False-Positive" On!
Britney: "Let's go with Provigil. I take it for my narcolepsy."
EEENNNTTTT!!!
Bob: "I'm sorry Britney, but that drug would not show up on a court-ordered drug test."
Britney: "Shit. Ok, how about Albuterol? I take that for my...um....my......."
Lawyer: "Asthma moron."
Britney: "Asthma moron."
Bob: "Are you calling me a moron young lady?"
Britney: "No Mr. Barker, my lawyer is."
Bob: "Can we just see the answer please?"
ENNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
Bob: "I'm sorry but that is wrong also. Albuterol is not an amphetamine and your failllll---um, false positive was caused by an amphetamine. You have one more chance to choose your defense."
Britney: "OOHH Cheetos are up there, can I have those?"
Lawyer: "No! Adderall."
Britney: "I mean Adderall."
Bob: "Wait, so you have ADD now in addition to narcolepsy and asthma?"
Britney: "No silly, that's what my lawyer is saying to cover up the speed!"
Lawyer: "I quit."
Bob: "Let's see how you did Britney. Adderall is.............."
DING DING DING!!!
Bob: "CORRECT! Congratulations Britney, you have won the ADD medication defense to use in court tomorrow!"
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