Oh Marcia, oh Marcia, oh Marcia

"Damn, Jan, please wash that shit!"

So first we found out that Mr. Brady liked dudes. Then there was that story about Greg hooking up with Mrs. Brady. Then we heard how Greg hooked up with Marcia, Peter with Jan, and Bobby with Thindy. Then there was that really kinky one about Alice and Tiger (Sam the butcher was really upset when he heard about that one. Strange how we never saw Tiger again. He was a butcher. I'm just sayin.')

Now those horny Bradys are at it again.

It has been revealed that Maureen McCormick's upcoming autobiography contains a bombshell that she and Eve Plumb (Jan) once had a lesbian fling. According to the book, Maureen started to develop feelings that Eve was one groovy chick who was a happening in a far-out way.

A source said: “The most explosive comments will be how the then blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes.”

Oh those Bradys and thier sexual hijinks! Well, we know Mom always said "don't play ball in the house." She never did say anything about munchin' on the carpet. I bet they got it on in a potato sack.

In all seriousness though, hey Bradys please stop revealing all your kinky, incestious, exploits! I know you all weren't really related, but to America, you were. Face it! The Brady Bunch is an institution and this kind of stuff ruins cheapens it for everybody! I don't care if you're all broke and have to do VH1 reality shows. I swear, if I hear that Sam the Butcher molested Cousin Oliver I'm gonna have to off myself!

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UPDATE: The publisher is now denying this rumor.