So this morning I'm in the car driving to work and guess who I hear on the local morning show?
Yup.
There's no escaping Chris Crocker. He is now a part of pop-culture history. We'll be seeing his "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" clip on VH1's "I Really Didn't Love the 00's Much" in twenty years.
It's sort of touching. Before last week, Chris was just a misunderstood 19-year old living in his grandmother's basement. But now he's America's newest sweetheart (suck it Hayden Panettwhatever- you blew it with that ugly Emmy dress)! He accomplished the new American Dream: to get fifteen minutes of fame as an internet celebrity!
So you go girl! By the way, you have about five seconds left.
Don't cry though, there's always Dancing With the Stars! You've already got an edge there--you'll look the best in sequins!
So here's Chris's latest rant taking on Fox News.
UPDATE: Hey, that didn't take long. Chris got his very own reality show.
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