Friday, September 14, 2007

Hey look!! It's Fred Durst, and he's still a douche


Besides that sex tape that gave me a permanent scar my brain from watching, we (thankfully) haven't heard much from Fred Durst in the past few years. But now TMZ reports that back in October of last year, Fred was involved in a hit and run with a pedestrian in Hollywood and was charged with assault with a deadly weapon, battery, criminal threats, and reckless driving.

So last month (see when no one cares about you anymore, there's a delay in reporting) went to court and accepted a plea deal. Because he still technically qualifies as a celebrity he won't get any jail time and instead will serve 3 years probation and will have to pay fines. He also must pay a small amount to the victim. How about a 3 Dollar Bill Y'all.? Seriously, I'll bet that's all he has.

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