Pete says I dumped her! Kate takes a bath.

Pete Doherty opened up to The Sun yesterday about his now over (but inevitable soon-to-be-back-on) relationship with Kate Moss. You really need to click the link and read the whole thing because there are pictures of Pete with his new blonde hair making a crack pipe. (I'd post them, but I'd get in trouble because of licenses--Ok fine, I can't figure out how to get around the copyright thing, ok? Happy now?)

Here are some tidbits:

Pete compares the end of his relationship with Kate to the Vietnam war. "I was always dodging bullets."(Oh? Dodging bullets? I thought he said that because many of the soldiers in Vietnam used heroin.)

Pete claims that he left Kate and not the other way around. He also denied he begged her to take him back: “Why would I beg to have her back? (because you're broke) Why would she come back? (because she's crazy) She hasn’t spoken to me.”

Pete also denied that he cheated on Kate. “Obviously there has been the stuff about me cheating but that was after a bad period of arguments. I didn’t cheat on her. In the past when we talked about what would happen if she caught me cheating, I’d say, ‘I bet you’d chop my bits off. But she’d say, ‘No, I’d never speak to you again’ — like my dad doesn’t — as she knows that would hurt me. That’s what she’s done.” So then you just admitted you cheated on her?

He had another of those anti-drugs implants put in a week and insisted he was “clean", but his eyes were red and he made a crackpipe from a nip bottle. A source speculated: “It’s true Pete has packed in heroin but he’s finding it hard to kick everything else. He was on so much drugs he can’t give them all up at once.— it’s too much for him. The way his mind thinks is that he’s come off the really hard stuff and a bit of crack to help him through won’t do him any harm.” (He's got such a tolerance, I don't think being thrown in Lake Springfield would do him any harm.)

Pete claims he is being blackmailed over two CD recordings stolen from him which contain proof of another celebrity taking drugs. "I don’t know who has them but I’m worried.” (I'm gonna take a wild guess here, her initials are Kate Moss.)

Finally, the article gives us an update on Kate, who has supposedly has been taking Turkish baths to “cleanse” herself of Pete’s grubby influence on her life. (I hope the Turks use bleach.)